I heard on the radio that the undid the penalty on Stremme. They said his oil cover wasn’t on and now they say it was. How hard is it to tell if your oil cover is loose? Now they want to hit Edwards with the same bull. If they hit him for 25 points hell wont be on top no more. He’ll be 4 points behind Kyle. What difference does if make if the oil cover for the reservoir is on or not?
Ha ha, Gordon crashed! Too bad you suck.
Last night we rented Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter’s Cove,
a low-budget horror movie about a pirate ghost 
who is released from his centuries-long captivity in a cursed treasure chest by teens making out on the beach.
Once out of his confinement, he takes revenge on the descendants of his mutinous crew in a town they founded using his stolen gold.
Jolly Roger must collect the heads of each of the descendants and throw them in his treasure chest to make their spirits show him the way to his lost gold.
Two teens, who survived Jolly Roger’s first killing spree on the beach, are accused of killing their friends until the pirate starts showing up all over town beheading people.
The Chief of Police discovers a way to catch Jolly Roger after watching the security tape from a strip club over and over and over and over….
The Police chief and the teens steal Jolly Roger’s treasure chest and place it in a warehouse so they can confront him when he appears. Their great plan is to stand in front of the chest and talk to him. Once Jolly Roger appears, the chief pulls out his gun and points it at the ghost because when you’re confronted with a ghost the smart thing to do is shoot at it. That will stop it in it’s tracks!
The ghost pirate shoots the chief, wounding him in the side, then throws the newly collected heads into his chest only to find his spell isn’t working. He needs one more head.
The boy gives it to him: he grabs Jolly Roger’s sword and lops his ghostly pirate head off. We see green blood splurting everywhere for a few minutes before the climatic ending of Jolly Roger’s body and chest magically disappearing in a tiny poof of smoke.
A few months later, the teens and the recovering chief meet up while visiting the warehouse. They talk for a few moments before the chief notices the chest has magically reappeared before them. Stupidly, they open the chest to find it empty. Then Jolly Roger pops up behind them and kills them! YARG! The end…or is it?
The dialogue in the movie was about as professional as Fatman:
“Who’s going to believe us? All our friends are dead!”
“They were my friends too, dammit!”
And the singing pirate who must make a bad pirate joke before each kill - superb! You gotta love the fact that he can appear wherever he pleases out of thin air, but needs to use the door when it’s time to leave.
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum, sixteen heads in a dead man’s chest! Yarg!
Overall, I give this movie 1 pegleg.
OS I was sitting here reading my daily Dilbert calendar, and I was reminded of something completely awesome. The comic incolves Alice punching the crap out of their CFO (good for her!). Anyway, it remimded me of a better time, a simpler time. A time when people looked forward to superbowl commercials, and were rewarded for this. Specifically I was reminded of “Terrible” Terry Tate, Office Linebacker. 
This series of ads, run by REEBOK, has to be my favorite to date. They couldn’t have picked a better premise, or a better Office Linebacker. Terry is simply stunning in his performances, OSCAR worthy, no less. The hits, the laughs, the pain. Awesome. “Its not always about the pain, sometimes its about the mind games, WOOOO.”
Poor Jerry, he feels the pain. If you think you can mess with Terry, remember, “You can’t hurt this! I’m a machine BABY! WOOO I was made for this!” That’s right, not in this humpty bumpty, take it elsewhere, or beware.
I’m just glad you can gfind his stuff on youtube.com
Its like Terry said, “the only pain I’ve got time for, is that pain I’m handing out to fools who don’t know what time it is!”
Truly a masterpiece.
